February 2012
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
SpongeBob and Patrick are looking at you..
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That awkward moment when someone asks what's... →
my-twistedsymphony:
LOL OMG WHAT DO YOU DO IN THIS SITUATION? I’M ALWAYS THINKING “um idk maybe you cause you broke my heart you fuck” and all that comes out is “nothing.. i’m just tired or thinking too much”
Marvin & Chardonnay
Mom: CLEAN YOUR ROOM NOW YOU PIG!
Me: HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP HOLD UP
Mom: I SAID NOW!
Me: Talk to the talk to the haaaaaaaaand!
Mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME!?
Me: Bitch you talkin to a grown ass man!
Mom: OH SON OF A BI...*Grabs Belt*
Me: *Takes headphones off* Mom did you say something?
January 2012
